i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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