wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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