I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
