she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
