she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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