He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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