Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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