That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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