I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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