do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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