I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
