he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
