In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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