i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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