There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Small penises have feelings too.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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