if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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