I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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