Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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