She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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