I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
