I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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