I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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