Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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