Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You've changed since you got that strap on
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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