Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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