Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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