The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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