I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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