I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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