ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just fell off a train. Bad.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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