So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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