so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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