He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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