school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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