Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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