No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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