I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
There r osticjed everywhere
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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