You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
