Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do vagina's smell?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
