So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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