we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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