and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I woke up under a house in Key West
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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