We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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