I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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