Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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