It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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