girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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