what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
too bad you live with your parents still
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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