I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
now i know why i became what i already was.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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