I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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