Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm just crazy horny about you
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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