You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
