Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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